What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 11:03

Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
Will Canadians still buy American products?
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.